❒ Assassin ❒ Templar ✔ Minstrel
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Rebecca: Carnivore!
Shaun: Hypocrite! Did you know plants give off chemicals which attract predatory insects when they’re attacked? Sounds pretty animal-like to me.
Rebecca: You know too much for your own good.
Shaun: That’s what my priest used to say.
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Shaun: What…what is that smell?
Desmond: It’s…my clothes.
Shaun: They smell like you swam through a sewer.
Desmond: It was Lucy’s idea.
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Rebecca: It’s Shaun. Shaun, what’s going on?
William: Let me talk to him.
Rebecca: Did you…hold on, I’m putting you on speaker.
William: Shaun, it’s William. Is everything taken care of?
Shaun: Oh, well hello to you too! For Christ’s sake man, have some class!
William: All right, calm down.
Shaun: Oh that’s rich. Yeah, Lucy is dead, and you want me to act like it’s Easter Sunday, do you? How’s Desmond anyway. Kipping in?
William: That’s enough, Shaun!
Shaun: What if he’s a Templar, Bill? Eh? What if he’s been programmed? It’s happened before!
William: No. Not Desmond.
Shaun: Right. You would say that.
William: Shaun…
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Desmond: You think we’re safe here?
Shaun: I’m more concerned about the other Assassins out there. If Abstergo stumbles onto information about the Temples, we could have a disaster on our hands.
Desmond: The only people alive who’ve heard of the Temples are in this room.
Shaun: For now, but who knows? Maybe they’re listening to this conversation and you just gave everything away!
Desmond: You brought them up first.
Shaun: You are paranoid, Desmond.
Desmond: Ah, well played.
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Desmond: So, Shaun, any lions outside the pride?
Lucy: Who was that girl you were dating? Kate?
Shaun: Ahh yeah, Kate. Katie, Katie, Katie, kitty-cat-Kate. Charmed the pants right off her I did.
Rebecca: Yeah right. I know for a fact you two didn’t make it to second base.
Shaun: Oh, di-did you…wh-wh-what?
Rebecca: We had lunch.
Shaun: You had…lunch…with Kate…
Rebecca: Whatever, I got work to do.
Desmond: Any good stories about Cesare?
Shaun: Are you kidding? He was notorious. Get this: in 1502, his top captains rebelled against him. He made concessions to all of them and they rejoined his army. Then, on New Year’s Eve in 1503, he got them together inside a room in Sinigaglia. Everyone was arrested. Two were put back to back and strangled by Micheletto that very night. The rest were thrown into chains and…and killed a few weeks later.
Desmond: Wow.
Shaun: The amazing thing is that Cesare was so friendly during the months before, they never saw the trap coming. Machiavelli called him the master deceiver.
Desmond: So Cesare was pretty secretive.
Shaun: Yeah, he was yeah. Except, weirdly, when it came to sex. After his wedding, he sent a letter to the Pope explicitly describing the intercourse on his wedding night. According to the letter, Cesare and his French bride did the deed eight times.
Rebecca: Isn’t that a Catholic thing?
Rebecca: You’re supposed to send the Pope a letter about your wedding night. It lets the old guy live a little, you know?
Shaun: You know…that sounds quite plausible actually.
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“There are some things even a computer can’t do. Like-like LOVE, Rebecca. Like love…” - Shaun Hastings
Looks like Shaun will be celebrating Single Awareness Day. ):
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“What about us? You might actually need a historian down there.” - Shaun Hastings
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“Lucy! What’s wrong with this guy? I think he’s stalking me.” - Shaun Hastings
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