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Rebecca: Carnivore!
Shaun: Hypocrite! Did you know plants give off chemicals which attract predatory insects when they’re attacked? Sounds pretty animal-like to me.
Rebecca: You know too much for your own good.
Shaun: That’s what my priest used to say.
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1:02 pm • 11 May 2012 • 60 notes
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Rebecca: It’s Shaun. Shaun, what’s going on?
William: Let me talk to him.
Rebecca: Did you…hold on, I’m putting you on speaker.
William: Shaun, it’s William. Is everything taken care of?
Shaun: Oh, well hello to you too! For Christ’s sake man, have some class!
William: All right, calm down.
Shaun: Oh that’s rich. Yeah, Lucy is dead, and you want me to act like it’s Easter Sunday, do you? How’s Desmond anyway. Kipping in?
William: That’s enough, Shaun!
Shaun: What if he’s a Templar, Bill? Eh? What if he’s been programmed? It’s happened before!
William: No. Not Desmond.
Shaun: Right. You would say that.
William: Shaun…
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4:04 pm • 31 March 2012 • 33 notes
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Desmond: Any good stories about Cesare?
Shaun: Are you kidding? He was notorious. Get this: in 1502, his top captains rebelled against him. He made concessions to all of them and they rejoined his army. Then, on New Year’s Eve in 1503, he got them together inside a room in Sinigaglia. Everyone was arrested. Two were put back to back and strangled by Micheletto that very night. The rest were thrown into chains and…and killed a few weeks later.
Desmond: Wow.
Shaun: The amazing thing is that Cesare was so friendly during the months before, they never saw the trap coming. Machiavelli called him the master deceiver.
Desmond: So Cesare was pretty secretive.
Shaun: Yeah, he was yeah. Except, weirdly, when it came to sex. After his wedding, he sent a letter to the Pope explicitly describing the intercourse on his wedding night. According to the letter, Cesare and his French bride did the deed eight times.
Rebecca: Isn’t that a Catholic thing?

Rebecca: You’re supposed to send the Pope a letter about your wedding night. It lets the old guy live a little, you know?
Shaun: You know…that sounds quite plausible actually.
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1:39 pm • 6 March 2012 • 223 notes
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“Every death is a tragedy. To somebody, somewhere.” - Rebecca Crane
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7:26 pm • 3 March 2012 • 52 notes
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Rebecca: Shaun it’s me. What’s happening?
Shaun: Are you at the airport?
Rebecca: Yeah we’re chartering a jet. Are you coming?
Shaun: Yes, yeah, I’ll be there soon.
Rebecca: Good.
Shaun: They…they buried her already.
Rebecca: I heard.
Shaun: In a little cemetery outside Rome. Nice place.
Rebecca: Oh God, things got so fucked up so fast.
Shaun: Is Desmond still out?
Rebecca: Yeah. We’re seeing a lot of brain activity, but with the monitoring system shut down we can’t record anything.
Shaun: Well, keep me posted okay, I’ll see you soon.
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9:54 pm • 15 January 2012 • 69 notes
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“Long story short, I saved his ass! Multiple times! Should’ve just dropped him and let Abstergo have their way.” - Rebecca Crane
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9:06 pm • 7 December 2011 • 9 notes
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“I didn’t know England was a third-world country!” - Rebecca Crane
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8:58 pm • 28 November 2011 • 15 notes
Anonymous asked: Do you have a sound bit of when Rebecca calls Shaun an asshole?
From Brotherhood? Yes, I do.
“Thanks asshole.”
2:40 am • 26 November 2011 • 3 notes
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Rebecca: I like the ceiling.
Shaun: Do you, you like the ceiling? Oh well, you are a fascinating travelling companion!
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3:14 am • 24 November 2011 • 88 notes
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“Carnivore!” - Rebecca Crane
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3:08 am • 24 November 2011 • 4 notes