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Ezio: Ehi Claudia. (Hey Claudia.) How are you?
Claudia: Bene… (Okay…)
Ezio: You shouldn’t keep things from me.
Claudia: It’s Duccio.
Ezio: What of him?
Claudia: I think he’s been… unfaithful.
Ezio: Who told you this?
Claudia: The other girls. I thought they were my friends.
Ezio: Harpies! You’re better off without them.
Claudia: I loved him.
Ezio: No, Claudia. You only thought you did.
Claudia: He should suffer for what he’s done.
Ezio: Wait here. I’ll go have a word with him.
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10:27 am • 28 May 2012 • 125 notes
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Rafiq of Damascus: Altair. It’s good to see you. And in one piece.
Altaïr: You as well, friend.
Rafiq of Damascus: I’m sorry for your troubles.
Altaïr: Think nothing of it.
Rafiq of Damascus: A few brothers of yours were here earlier, in fact. If you’d heard the things they’d said…I’m certain you’d have slain them where they stood.
Altaïr: It’s quite alright.
Rafiq of Damascus: Yes, you’ve never been one for the Creed, have you?
Altaïr: Is that all?
Rafiq of Damascus: I’m sorry. Sometimes I forget myself. What business brings you to Damascus?
Altaïr: A man named Tamir. Al Mualim takes issue with the work he does. I’m meant to end it. Now tell me where to find him.
Rafiq of Damascus: Surely you remember how to track an enemy.
Altaïr: Of course! Learn where he will be and when. But that sort of work is best left for—I understand.
Rafiq of Damascus: Go and search the city. Determine what he’s planning and where he works. Preparation makes the victor.
Altaïr: What can you tell me of him?
Rafiq of Damascus: Tamir makes his living as a black market merchant. So the Souk district should be your destination. I would suggest you seek out the following places: a small souk northeast of here, the madrasah to our east. And in the gardens north of this Bureau. Focus on these places and he should become well known to you.
Altaïr: I assume you want me to return to you when this is done.
Rafiq of Damascus: Yes. Come back to me. I’ll give you Al Mualim’s marker, and you’ll give us Tamir’s life.
Altaïr: As you wish.
Rafiq of Damascus: Remember, Altair, if you find yourself in trouble, and the city turned against you, return to the bureau. I can shelter you from the storm. Be warned though: if your enemies are too close, my door will remain closed, until you’ve lost them. Do you understand?
Altaïr: Yes. To bring the enemy inside would compromise the Brotherhood.
Rafiq of Damascus: Very well. Off you go.
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The Rafiq shares the same voice actor as Leonardo da Vinci, so this dialogue sounds as though Altaïr is talking to Leonardo…
Also, I apologize for the annoying man in the background. I recorded this scene twice and both times this douche was yelling (and I couldn’t find him either to shut him up!).
10:13 am • 28 May 2012 • 27 notes
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Haras: You put too much faith in the hearts of men, Altaïr. The Templars know the truth. Humans are weak, base, and petty.
Altaïr: No. Our Creed is evidence to the contrary.
Haras: Ah… perhaps I am not wise enough to understand, but I suspect the opposite. That I am too wise to believe such rubbish.
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10:59 am • 15 May 2012 • 14 notes
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Maria: What does it tell you? What do you see?
Altaïr: Strange visions and messages. Of ones who came before, of their rise, and their fall…
Maria: But what happens to us, Altaïr? To our family! What does the Apple say?
Altaïr: Who were the ones who came before? What brought them here? How long ago?
Maria: Get rid of that thing!
Altaïr: This is my duty, Maria!
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4:18 pm • 13 May 2012 • 41 notes
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Maria: Self expression is vital to understanding and enjoying life. You should find an outlet.
Ezio: I have plenty of outlets.
Maria: I meant besides vaginas.

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Happy Mother’s Day!
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9:02 am • 13 May 2012 • 323 notes
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Desmond: Gotta say that’s a little creepy, Doc. Waking up to you standing over me. You been watching me sleep?
Vidic: We’re always watching you. Now get up. We’ve got a lot of work to do.
Desmond: Ooh, wonder who I get to kill today.
Vidic: Don’t be so cavalier! Your ancestors almost had the right idea, Mr. Miles. If the deaths of a few people—evil people, no less—could save the lives of thousands more, well…it seems a small sacrifice.
Desmond: What do you mean, ‘almost’?
Vidic: They didn’t go far enough! To use a rather tired analogy, corruption is no different than cancer. Cut out the tumors, but fail to treat the source and…well, you’re buying time at best. There’s no true change to be had without comprehensive, systemic intervention.
Desmond: Chemo for the masses.
Vidic: Education. Re-education to be more precise. But it’s not easy, and it doesn’t always take.
Desmond: Let me guess, you’ve got a better solution. What is it then?
Vidic: Now, that would be telling.
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3:02 pm • 12 May 2012 • 50 notes
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Rebecca: Carnivore!
Shaun: Hypocrite! Did you know plants give off chemicals which attract predatory insects when they’re attacked? Sounds pretty animal-like to me.
Rebecca: You know too much for your own good.
Shaun: That’s what my priest used to say.
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1:02 pm • 11 May 2012 • 60 notes
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Guard I: Who has the key? You?
Guard II: I think Nikolos has it. He’s on leave in the market.
Guard I: Hristé mou! (Christ!) I’d like to run that man through with a spear.
Guard II: Hey hey. Keep that to yourself, Entáxi (Okay)?
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2:03 pm • 23 April 2012 • 8 notes
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Ezio: Cristina…Cristina!
Cristina: Who’s there?
Ezio: Me!

Cristina: Ezio! I should have known.
Ezio: May I come in?
Cristina: Fine. But only for a minute.
Ezio: A minute is all I need.
Cristina: Indeed.
Ezio: Wait…That came out wrong.
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12:04 pm • 23 April 2012 • 274 notes
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Kasim: Yusuf, cabuk buraya gel! (Yusuf, come quickly!)

Kasim: An attack on two fronts! Galata and the Grand Bazaar.
Yusuf: Every day, the same bad news.
How is your appetite for swordplay?
Ezio: I do what I must.
Yusuf: Good man.
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1100th post!
12:01 pm • 17 April 2012 • 179 notes