“Bastardi(Bastards)! You think you can threaten me? I’ll give you NOTHING! You want my children? Take them! I have the instrument to make more!” - Caterina Sforza

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Caterina was a badass mother too.

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4:35 pm  •  13 May 2012  •  334 notes

“Sanguediddio! Ma dove vi hanno pescato? In un convent di monache? Non ho mai visto in vita mia un’accozzaglia di codardi peggio assortita di voi. Che vista penosa! Dopo che vi avrò fatto castrare, non sarete meno uomini di quanto siete ora (God Almighty! Where did they find you? In a nunnery? Never in all my days I laid eyes on such an abject, motley crew of cowards. What a pathetic sight! Even after I’ve had you castrated, you’ll not be less men than you are now)!” - Caterina Sforza

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I’m still not done with all the requests, but the ask box is open again. And please, check the tags first before making requests.

10:52 pm  •  22 March 2012  •  15 notes

“Bastardi (Bastards)! You think you can threaten me? I’ll give you NOTHING! You want my children? Take them! I have the instrument to make more!” - Caterina Sforza

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THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.

12:04 am  •  13 March 2012  •  334 notes

“I thought when we met you were a bit special. But, an Assassin, hmmm?” - Caterina Sforza

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“Battle of Forli” tag has now been added to the tag list!

2:53 pm  •  11 March 2012  •  15 notes

“Ha! No one kneels as low as Lucrezia Borgia! Who put you up to this? Was it your brother or your father? Perhaps a bit of both? Perhaps at the same time?” - Caterina Sforza

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2:36 pm  •  3 March 2012  •  129 notes

“You laugh? You wouldn’t if I was a man. You think I won’t do it, just because of THESE?!” - Caterina Sforza

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11:08 pm  •  19 February 2012  •  25 notes

“Aiuto! Qualcuno mi faccia scendere da quest’ affare! Aiutatemi! (Help! Someone get me off this thing! Help me!)” - Caterina Sforza

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I get it, you’re the one of the 99% in the entire AC series who can’t swim. SHUTUPALREADY.

1:02 am  •  20 October 2011  •  3 notes

“Le tette! (Tits!) Le mie tette! (My tits) I bet you want to touch them, don’t you? You wish you could touch them, you wish you could lick them? Don’t you? Well, come down here and give it a try, like a really man… And I’ll kick your balls so hard they’ll fly out of your nostrils! Lurido branco di cani bastardi! Tornatevene a case, se non volete finire impalati sulle mura della mia cittadella. Ahhh! Ma forse e per questo che non vi decidete a uscire. Gia, scommette che lo gradireste assai un bel palo di quercia su per il culo. (Vile pack of bastard dogs! Go back to your kennel, or I’ll have you all impaled along my citedal walls. Ahhh! But maybe this the reason you are not leaving. Yes, I guess you’d really enjoy a long oaken pole up your asses.)” - Caterina Sforza

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4:05 pm  •  16 October 2011  •  48 notes

“Hey! You! Yeah, I’m talking to you, you spineless dogs! You occupy MY city!? MY home!? You think I’m going to stand here and do nothing about it? How about I come up there and rip your balle (balls) off? What kind of men are you? Doing the bidding of your masters for loose change! You’re not afraid of me? You will be when I come up there and cut your head off, piss down your necks and shove your faces up my fica! (cunt!) I’ll stick your balle (balls) with a fork, and roast them over my kitchen fire! How’s that sound?” - Caterina Sforza

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2:01 pm  •  7 October 2011  •  90 notes

Assassin’s Creed: Brotherhood Voice Clips Collections III

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12:22 pm  •  1 October 2011  •  22 notes