“I’ll kill you, fottuto francese! (you French fuck!)” - Bartolomeo d’Alviano
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“I’ll kill you, fottuto francese! (you French fuck!)” - Bartolomeo d’Alviano
“Ciucciami i coglioni, muso da mona (Suck my balls, you fucking idiot)!” - Bartolomeo d’Alviano
I shall end the day with this lovely clip. Good night!
“Isn’t this magnifico (wonderful), Ezio? All of us smashing these Templar heads together!” - Bartolomeo d’Alviano
| Artist: Mario Auditore/Niccolò Machiavelli/Ezio Auditore/Paola/Teodora/Antonio de Magianis/La Volpe/Bartolomeo d'Alviano |
| Album: Assassin's Creed II |
| Played: 582 times. |
Mario: Laa shay’a waqi’un moutlaq bale kouloun moumkine. These are the words spoken by our ancestors - and lay at the heart of our Creed.
Machiavelli: Where other men blindly follow the truth, remember…
Ezio: …Nothing is true.
Machiavelli: Where other men are limited, by morality or law, remember…
Ezio: …Everything is permitted.
Machiavelli: We work in the dark to serve the light. We are Assassins.
Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.
It has been exactly 524 years since Ezio was formally inducted to the Assassin Order.
Insieme per la vittoria! Vittoria agli Assassini!
“Mine is worth it’s currency. Unlike yours, which is counterfeit.” - Bartolomeo d’Alviano
“Nothing hangs between your thighs. In fact, there is a hole there so deep it reaches into the maledetto inferno (fucking underworld)!” - Bartolomeo d’Alviano
“Oh ho! Do you think I don’t know WHY you’ve chained me up! Do you think I don’t know WHO pulls Silvio’s puppet strings?! I’ve been fighting his weasel of a master since before most of you were even GLIMMERS in your fathers’ eyes!” - Bartolomeo d’Alviano
“Ezio Auditore! Come in, come in. I’ll kill you if you don’t.” - Bartolomeo d’Alviano
| Song: Vittoria Agli Assassini! (Victory to the Assassins!) |
| Artist: Assassins |
| Album: Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood Voice Works |
| Played: 778 times. |
Assassin’s Creed Brotherhood won “Best PS3 Full Game” for PSN Gamers’ Choice Award!
In honor of their victory, clips from the game will be posted throughout the day. Also, starting today the game will be sold for a 30% discount on PSN for one week. Plus subscribers will receive 50% discount.
Congratulations Ubisoft and ACB! Vittoria agli Assassini!
“You think that commanding an army grants you nobility? Nobility comes from fighting besides your soldiers, not kidnapping a woman to cheat your way out of battle. Why don’t you grow a pair and release my wife!” - Bartolomeo d’Alviano