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“Oh ho! Do you think I don’t know WHY you’ve chained me up! Do you think I don’t know WHO pulls Silvio’s puppet strings?! I’ve been fighting his weasel of a master since before most of you were even GLIMMERS in your fathers’ eyes!” - Bartolomeo d’Alviano
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9:22 pm • 28 March 2012 • 9 notes
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“Ezio Auditore! Come in, come in. I’ll kill you if you don’t.” - Bartolomeo d’Alviano
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2:00 pm • 6 March 2012 • 90 notes
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Assassin’s Creed Brotherhood won “Best PS3 Full Game” for PSN Gamers’ Choice Award!
In honor of their victory, clips from the game will be posted throughout the day. Also, starting today the game will be sold for a 30% discount on PSN for one week. Plus subscribers will receive 50% discount.
Congratulations Ubisoft and ACB! Vittoria agli Assassini!
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1:13 pm • 6 March 2012 • 94 notes
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“You think that commanding an army grants you nobility? Nobility comes from fighting besides your soldiers, not kidnapping a woman to cheat your way out of battle. Why don’t you grow a pair and release my wife!” - Bartolomeo d’Alviano
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11:45 pm • 4 March 2012 • 14 notes
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“Let me out! LET ME OUT! Giuro che quando uscirò da questa gabbia il mio unico pensiero sarà spiccarvi dal tronco quelle teste di cazzo e ficcarvele su per il CULO (I swear, once I’m free of this cage I’m going to make it my mission to sever EACH AND EVERY ONE of your FUCKING heads and SHOVE them up your fucking asses)! And I’ve no intention of matching heads to asses either! Oh and what a grand display it will be! The likes of which shall be sung for YEARS to come.” - Bartolomeo d’Alviano
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My favorite character hands down.
12:04 pm • 18 February 2012 • 65 notes
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“I think Bianca fancies you. Look—SHE WANTS A KISS!” - Bartolomeo d’Alviano
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Happy Valentine’s/Single Awareness Day for the BartolomeoxBianca fans. xD
EDIT: Fixed broken link
1:09 pm • 14 February 2012 • 20 notes
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Bartolomeo: Wait here. You have to meet my wife. Pantasilea! PANTASILEA! Where is she?
Ezio: Did you check behind the table?
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2:18 pm • 3 December 2011 • 68 notes
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Bartolomeo: Oh, my darling. Thank God you’re alright. Ezio, meet Bianca. Bianca, Ezio.
Ezio: Charmed…
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6:01 pm • 2 December 2011 • 34 notes
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“There will come a day in which men no longer cheat each other. And on that day we will see what mankind is truly capable of.” - Bartolomeo d’Alviano
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10:04 pm • 30 November 2011 • 4 notes
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“Cesare persuaded King Louis to lend him an entire army to defeat me. I’m flattered.” - Bartolomeo d’Alviano
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12:45 am • 5 November 2011 • 3 notes