So do I. (:
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3 days left til the giveaway ends, folks! Bring in your shanties!
Assassin’s Creed IV: Black Flag | Tattoo TV Spot
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You can’t submit audio posts here, so you have to record it and make an audio post on Tumblr (or create a SoundCloud account and post it there) then send the link to the giveaway blog, or upload the recording on Youtube and submit it as a video post.
The mantle shall be passed on….and the tradition will continue. Soon!
(totally doing this the first chance i get with Edward)
So this is what Community Developers do in their spare time, haha.
|Song: Cardinals Gossiping|
|Album: Assassin's Creed Brotherhood|
|Played: 401 times.|
Cardinal I: His name is Ezio Auditore.
Cardinal II: Who?
Cardinal I: The Assassin. He killed the Banker. Some say he even walks the halls of Il Vaticano with no one able to stop him.
Cardinal II: There is hope after all! Perhaps Cesare’s rule will come to an end, and the Church will be restored to its former glory.
"To the left Connor!" - Paul Revere
Inspired by this post.
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Yet another voice compilation. This time, it is a Borgia Guard… one of my favorites to pester, in particular. This guy’s voice always reminds me of the actor Joe Pesci… what do you think? :)
*”Looks a bit like that idiot we strung up for robbing the bakery last week.”
*”Ay! Do you have your knives? We could use him for target practice!”
*”Step away, cappone!” (in English, a ‘capon’ is a castrated domestic rooster, fattened for eating)
*”Ay! What is the matter with you!?”
*”If you think we are kindhearted public servants, out to gently correct your youthful exuberance, let me disabuse you!”
*”We execute criminals the old, festive way: we tie the condemned man’s intestines to the ox that LEADS THE PARADE!”
*”Now GO AWAY!”
*”AY! What game are you playing, imbecile!?”
*”What are you doing here anyway, eh? [You] Live nearby, eh? Visiting an uncle? Does your MAMMA know where you are?”
*”You will be a good little sheep now, right?”
*”WHAT!? I’ve warned you before, you pig dropping!”
*”Ugghhh, cazzo orde questi (f*ck these hordes). Look at these shifty disturbers…eh, they don’t pay me enough for this crap!”
*”Ay! What the devil’s taken you?!”
*”Only the guards are above the law here, stronzo (a$$hole); if we feel like taking your purse and slicing your throat, well… ehh.”
*”What funny game are YOU playing?”
*”AGAIN!?! You’re on a quick trip to Hell, STOLTO! (fool)”
*”You are getting the message, YES?!”
*”Ma guarda sti ignorante… sti pellegrini ignoranti.” ……….(I’m not Italian and I don’t speak Italian… but If I’m understanding the context at all, I think he’s saying something (to himself) along the lines of "I’m ignorant!? These pilgrims are ignorant!")
*”Ma chi mirò fà fare me.” (I can’t tell if this is a question or a statement, but even Google Translate butchers this one when you try to translate it into English…)
*”Aiya! You have problems of the brain, YES!?”
*”Oh Maddona! Again you stir up sh*t?!” (Heh… the whole time, i was searching for ‘oh marrona’ or ‘oh marrone’ or ‘oh marone’…)
*”What are you doing, idiota! (idiot)”
*”For your next act, you swallow swords, right? Truly impressive! You can practice with MINE if you like, YES!? Well?”
*”Once more, and we TOSS your corpse to the fish! Capito!? (you understand?)
*”Uggghhh, dumb peasants! Marta sti caratini sti ignorante! Ma chi mirò fà fare me.” (Again, i’m sorry… i have no idea what the Italian portion means, nor if I’m transcribing it right).
*”STRONZO! GET OFF!”
*”You won’t survive me long, fesso (stupid)!”
Thanks for the submission!